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LOOM OF DOOM (PRE ORDER)

LOOM OF DOOM (PRE ORDER)

Regular price $34.99
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$1.06 per medium load

CASHMERE BERGAMOT

Ultra Concentrated

Loom of Doom wraps you in rich cashmere from the first pour. Soft warmth rises with hints of vanilla and cocoa, like being gently smothered in a five star suite. Then comes the bergamot—bright, clean, and just sharp enough to remind you that peace is temporary.

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**SHIPS JUNE 2025

ULTRA CONCENTRATED

Made with powerful plant-derived surfactants, this formula is designed to go further with less. Just one tablespoon delivers a deep and effective clean.

LONG LASTING SCENT

The scent stays long after the cycle ends. Bold, complex, and unforgettable—just like you on your worst behavior.

STRONG CLEAN

Formulated to destroy dirt, sweat, and questionable life choices.

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE...

  • Infinitely Recyclable Metal Can
  • Never Tested On Animals
  • SLS & SLES Free
  • Sulfate-Free
  • Paraben & Phosphate Free
  • Phthalate Free
  • Formaldehyde Free
  • Plant Derived Detergent
  • 1,4 Dioxane Free
  • Septic & Greywater-Safe
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FAQ

INGREDIENTS

Charcoal Filtered Deionized Water

Cocamidopropyl Hydroxysultaine 

Sodium C14-C16 Olefin Sulfonate 

Cocamidopropyl Betaine

Coco-Glucoside

Sodium Gluconate 

Sodium Citrate

Vegetable Glycerin

Dimethyl 9-Decenamide

 Caprylyl Capryl Glucoside 

Polysorbate 20 

Caprylyl Glycol, Phenoxyethanol

Fragrance (Phthalate and Paraben Free)

HOW MANY WASHES PER CAN?

64 Loads
*Based on a small load of laundry

KILL CYCLE detergent is highly concentrated.

WILL KILL CYCLE DESTROY MY VINTAGE TEE?

KILL CYCLE detergent slaughters stains, not fabric. It is made with plant and mineral derived ingredients that clean deep without wrecking delicate threads. Your thrifted vintage tee, band merch, or concert relic is safe with us.

CAN MY WASHER HANDLE THE VIOLENCE?

KILL CYCLE detergent creates minimal suds, making it safe for high-efficiency (HE) and traditional washers. It delivers a strong clean in both hot and cold water.

DO YOU SHIP FAST OR DO I NEED TO BURN EVERYTHING I OWN?

Once your order is placed, we begin the ritual. Most orders ship out within one business day.